Only very very very old readers will recognize the name Jessica Cutler or Washingtonienne. We had some good times at Jessica’s expense back in the day. Most of said good times related to how using variations of "butt sex" in a blog post lead one Ana Marie "Wonkette" Cox from a one joke gossip columnist obsessed with said anal adventures to becoming an editor at Time magazine.

Seriously, Wonkette’s claim to fame at the time was that she published Jessica Cutler’s diary and her sexual escapades [dare we say, sexcapades?] with Capital Hill aides. Woot, big deal that. News flash: mid-level Republican Capital Hill insiders like anal, willing to pay, sometimes premature]

Groundbreaking journalism revealing the hypocrisy of Republican aides.

See how that works? It wasn’t so much that she was sleeping around as it was that she was sleeping around with Republicans. Oh, and taking it up the poop shoot.

Such groundbreaking and important journalism leading to a job at Time magazine.

I wonder if whoever broke the Spitzer story [parenthetically Cutler was also a friend of Spitzer’s whore’s madame and rumored to turn tricks in the same circles] is now an editor for Time? No? Shocka.

Which given that Andrew Sullivan was hired by Time at about the same time is, er, interesting.

Can we see a pattern here?

So, let’s keep those posts about sex-in-an-uncomfortable place [Cue Kevin Smith: "You mean like in the back of a VW Bug?"] coming so that I, too, can fulfill my lifelong dream of an editorship at Time. Just remember that any such salacious posts must be about Republicans.

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