Repablic of the phillipines
Oficce of the President
January 20, 2001
Dear Pilipinos,
I was very very sadenned by the fuct that some people were pointing accusations to me. As par as I know, my consience is clear, all of their accusations are very wrong. I have no direk inbolbment on jueteng, I never violating any constitution lawses and I never corrupted the government. All of my wealth came from my gambling winnings, the Boracay mansion was a gift to me by Lucio Tan, sabi ko babayaran ko na lang pag nag-remit na ang bingo2 balls. Kaso ayaw naman ni Singson, tanginang Luis yan, sinabit pa ako. Eh may parte din naman sya eh.
Okay, okay. I have many lots of girls around in me, well what can I do? Loi is not beutyfull isnt right? It is indid very alarming for my family because they think what will happened to them if I was resign. Saan na ako kukuha ng pang-suporta sa mga anak ko ngayon? Paano na si Jude? Hindi pa nga sya natatapos sa sex transplant nya, Pinababawi ko nga ang binigay nyang Starex van kay Mickey Ferriols. Para pambili ng mga gamot nya.
Lintik na Loi yan, pilit na nagpapaganda mukha pa rin naman tuta. Buti pa si Laarni nasa Singapore na sya. Samantalang ako hangga ngayon wala pa ring Passport papuntang Singapore, pang-USA lang kasi yung binigay nila sa akin, Wala kasi akong colored 1x1 na black and white ang background, merun ba nun? colored tapos black and white ang background. Gods must be crazzy!
Paano na rin si Jinggoy? hindi na sya makapambabae nyan, pangit pa naman sya, wala ng papatol sa kanya dahil naubos na yung perang bibigay sa kanya ni Singson. Ayaw ko sanang mag-resign dahil sa EDSA People power na yan, nung 1986 hindi naman ako nag-resign ah. Sabi kasi ni pareng Ed Angara, okey lang na hindi muna ako mag-resign dahil di pa sya sumusweldo sa akin, wala pa kasi syang 1 month tapos mawawalan na agad sya ng trabaho. Pinabubuksan ko nga sana yung second embelop para wala ng problema, kaso huli na daw. Ito kasing si Tessie wala naman syang alam kung ano ang laman ng embelop na yun, sumayaw-sayaw pa sya, ganun din ang steps nya pag nag bo-ballroom kami.
Basta ang alam ko ang laman nun, picture ni John Osmena yun na naka-bikini nung sumali sya sa Ms. Gay Cebu, tsaka picture din nina Tessie Oreta at Nikki Coseteng na nakikipag-sex kasama si Jay Manalo nung shawer party ni Jackie, at mga grades ko sa Ateneo, na hiningi ng PCIBank nung mag-open ako ng account, kaya ang ginamit kong pangalan Jose Velarde na lang, at syanga pala kasama din dun yung tanatago kong MENTAL records ni Miriam, tinatago ko kasi alam ni Cory na sira-ulo si Miriam. Kundi ba naman siya sira ulo papanig ba sa akin yan.
Pero may pag-asa pa ako…si Ping Lacson, kahit kunwari bumaligtad yun, hindi pa rin sya makakatakas sa akin, subukan lang nya. Ibubulgar ko yung pinag-hatian naming pera na nakuha sa KURATONG-BALELENG.
So I resign as the president of this republic of the pihillipines. This is for the country. Bahala na kung mabubuhay pa kami.
Paalam sa aking mga kaibigan na naging kaaway: Singson ! sabay tayong makukulong! Jaworski ! hindi ka naman marunong mag-basketball talaga, idol pa naman kita pero sabi ng misis mo dribol ka lang daw di ka raw marunong mag-shoot. Orly Mercado ! bahala ka sa buhay mo ! duwag ka naman e, ayaw mo ngang magpunta sa Mindanao para kunin yung parte ko sa ransom money ! Alfredo Lim di na kita panonoorin sa KATAPAT, bulol ka naman e, ibubulgar ko na hindi naman puti ang buhok mo….kundi balakubak ! Nora Aunor ! tarantadong tyanak ka ! kundi ko pa alam. Type mo lang si Mickey Arroyo kaya ka sumali sa EDSA. Bong Revilla! Totoy gwapo ah…pwe! Ang laki naman ng tyan mo! Ibubulgar ko kay Lani Mercado… may anak ka kay Gretchen Barreto! At ikaw ang tunay na ama ni ARA MINA.
Paalam……
Kay Josephine..anak din naman kita…kaya lang di ko kilala nanay mo.
Kay Cardinal Sin….mabitay ka na sana.
Kay Cory….type mo lang si Raul Roco kasi kamuha sya ni NINOY.
Kay Anabel Rama…ang sarap pala ni Ruffa…lasang Hollywood talaga.
PS: Pareng ATONG, magkita na lang tayo sa Casino ni pareng Lucio.
1st semester is ending up soon and still, our proposal presentation is not done yet. This feeling of bringing one problem for almost 2 semesters is burning me up. I don’t know what’s the point of taking it for so long. All I do is to clearly define my priorities as a student(done it!) and what should other people must do (define their priorities). Too much for that, got to go!
God Bless! see yah!
Musiklaban is an annual rock band competition that has been held in the Philippines since 1999. It features young unsigned bands who compete for the grand prize of Php 100,000 and a recording contract with Sony Philippines. It is sponsored by the San Miguel Corporation to promote its Red Horse Beer. It is a nationwide rock band search that holds regional elimination rounds from as far as Cebu and Davao, and then finally culminates in a grand final in Manila.
This is just an another big event for all bands here in the philippines. A nationwide search for the best rock band from luzon to visayas up to mindanao the red horse musiklaban has been a traditional search wherein the young filipino bands waited for the time to come and hoping that someday they will be chosen as the Red Horse Musiklaban Grand Champion.
For this year’s competitors! Good Luck and God Bless you all!
Gilas - Gearing up Internet Literacy and Access for Students
Help us connect the Filipino youth to a brighter tomorrow as their tag line that you will find on the first load of the GILAS Website. We all know that the generation of today is the Internet Generation
and we can’t deny the fact that not all of our fellow Filipino youth has an access on internet and that’s why this project is created. You may ask what is GILAS? It is the acronym for a multi sectoral initiative that aims to provide internet access for students and basic internet literacy programs in all the 5,433 public secondary schools in the Philippines . The mission is led by a consortium of private corporations and civic organizations in coordination and cooperation with the Department of Education. This project aims that all senior high school students in the country’s public schools may provided a quality computer and internet literacy and same also to the lower years.
Let us support this endeavor! Get involve! And be one of those present heroes!
For any queries you contact them through:
The Program Director, GILAS
Ayala Foundation, Inc.
10th Floor BPI Main Building Ayala Ave. cor Paseo de Roxas
Makati City, Philippines
Tel. no: (632) 752-1070
Fax no: (632) 813-4488
Visit their website: www.gilas.org
Auction Ads (Sign Up, Add Code, Profit!)
While surfing the net I saw a link named auctionads. Out of my curiosity I clicked the link to know more what’s inside and then I got to this portion PROFIT and followed by as soon as you receive your first payment from AuctionAds, you’ll understand the difference, what wonderful line to read. There’s no harm in trying, I don’t even know how true it is but I guess just need a little faith on it.
If you have already experienced earning porfit from this site please let me know. Either good or bad feel free to express it here, everything is welcome! and if you haven’t tried it yet just visit AuctionAds to know more and dig more on how to avail this online profiting.
I’m joining the Mindanao Bloggers Summit
I’ve read a post from my classmate’s blog and it sounds like very interesting to join. Another social community, this time i’ll do my best to get acquainted to all bloggers here in mindanao(hopefully.lolz) and I want to learn something new in bloggers world. There are so many things that i’d like to ask especially to the event organizer of this 1st Mindanao Bloggers Summit.
To the organizers of this event, congratulations and more power to all mindanao bloggers! kita kits this coming October 27, 2007 (Saturday), 9:00 AM to 6:00 PM at the 4th Floor of NCCC Mall, Ma-a, Davao City.
Just visit mindanaobloggers.com to register.
1st Mindanao Bloggers Summit Sponsors:
XHTML (Extensible HyperText Markup Language)
The Extensible HyperText Markup Language, or XHTML, is a markup language that has the same as depth of expression HTML, but also conforms to XML syntax.
Whereas HTML is an application of SGML, a very flexible markup language, XHTML is an application of XML, a more restrictive subset of SGML. Because they need to be well-formed, true XHTML documents allow for automated processing to be performed using standard XML tools—unlike HTML, which requires a relatively complex, lenient, and generally custom parser. XHTML can be thought of as the intersection of HTML and XML in many respects, since it is a reformulation of HTML in XML. XHTML 1.0 became a World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) Recommendation on January 26, 2000. XHTML 1.1 became a W3C recommendation on May 31, 2001. This is the statement from the book the I had read and there are so many good things written that is quite inspiring to practice XHTML.
I’ve been practicing this language for a months now (on and off) and still, everytime I try to validate my codes I always get this 1 or 2 errors same with my CSS codes…urrggg! I know practice makes experience and this experience will help and guide me to write perfect codes (XHTML and CSS). I should never lose faith on trying to achieve on what I believe.
Are you scared of being alone? This new film by Stephen King is just an another film that you should not miss to watch. Parents Strongly Cautioned as stated on the poster that I have read on the movie house. You’ll be experiencing unexpected scenes that has never been used before….be right back!


